I called the Nobel committee to nominate myself for the prize, and they asked me point blank, why on God’s green Earth would we consider your book for a Nobel Piece Prize?

I told them the Amazon Redshift Synapse Architecture and SQL book breaks down all the cool Redshift architecture features, peace-by-peace.

And it is a 930-page masterpeace with easy-to-understand examples of every peace of SQL.

And finally, having this book gives Redshift professionals piece of mind.

Then they had the nerve to tell me that the prize only goes to famous people.

That is when I explained to them that I was the owner of the Nexus, which queries, migrates, and federates data across 25 relational database platforms. And last week, we did a 30-table join spanning 30 different systems in a single query. I am famous! Perhaps you have heard of Tera-Tom?

The committee wasn’t impressed and told me that the prize usually goes to royalty.

I was so mad that I told my dentist about it at my appointment when he blurted out I needed a crown. I said, EXACTLY!

I have written 85 books on almost every database platform, which I am told is 94% of all books on data engineering.

The only knock I get on my books is that they are too expensive. However, for this week only, you can buy any of my e-Books (PDFs) for $19.99. But next week, they all go back to $199.00. The offer expires on 2-12-2023.

That includes my books on Snowflake, Google BigQuery, Azure Synapse, Amazon Redshift, Yellowbrick, Vertica, DB2, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Netezza, SQL Server, Kognitio, and Azure and Teradata differences.

My motivation for doing this book special is that most people don’t believe that my Nexus software is the greatest tool the computer industry has ever seen. However, once you read one of my books, you will realize why Coffing Data Warehousing is the only company that can master all database platforms because we wrote the book on every one of them.

Go to our website (listed in my signature below), go to the books section, and use this code 90PERCENTOFF.

As you add a book(s) to your cart, it will appear as $199.00, but when you go to checkout, you will apply the coupon for the discount. So it is all a peace of cake.

Piece out!

Tera-Tom

Tom Coffing
CEO, Coffing Data Warehousing
Website: CoffingDW.com
Phone: 513 300-0341
Email: Tom.Coffing@CoffingDW.com

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